$MICROPENIS
hold the smallest coin. get paid in microsoft stock.
$MSFT rewards liveit's finally time. those who hold $MICROPENIS are being rewarded.
micropenis rewards
every trade takes a small cut. small is kind of our thing. the cut buys $MSFT and hands it straight to holders. u get microsoft stock, not more of our token. no claiming. no forms. no restart required.
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microsoft stock paid to holders so far. it grows every day. unlike some things.
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don't turn off ur wallet.
$MSFT paid to holders
yes the bars are small. of course they are. give it time.
01holdbuy $MICROPENIS. keep it. that's the whole job.
02earnevery buy and sell buys microsoft stock for holders. u included.
03grow$MSFT lands in ur wallet. a real company. ur bag gets bigger. finally.
04copetell nobody how big ur bag is. they wouldn't believe u anyway.
it's not small. it's compact.
the only micro that pays u in microsoft stock.
a windows update takes longer than ur rewards.
made for people who were told it doesn't matter. it does. hold.